Archive for December, 2008
Quick Updates for 2008-12-11
- So the dems are going to sue P. Bettencourt for winning comissioner and resigning. But we can’t ask for Mr. Hussein’s Birth cert… Geez! #
- Snow in Kemah!!! #
- Molten chocolate orgasm sex cake at chart house, sends a chill up my leg! #
- FINALLY!!! The “watch for ice on bridge” signs are given meaning! #
- Making snow angels http://tinyurl.com/64ysv9 #
- mmmmmm….. raspberry hot chocolate, snow on roof tops, and a snoman on my lawn…. the life of a Texan #
- Stupid highschoolers… Knocked frosty’s head off and stole my hat! #
- Hey look, there is ethanol in my gasoline screwing up my MPG. And I was just thinking corn didn’t get enough government assistance!!! /s #
- COOL!!! Nasa jet carrying a space shuttle with a F16 escort. That’s orgamatabulicious #
- @paulagrace, I just pulled up to a stop sign that says “end the fed rally!” Nice to know some are paying attention, of course most aren’t
# - At the ez tag store… Apparently my government confiscation pays 4 people to put up xmas decor. AWESOME!!! #
Quick Updates for 2008-12-10
- Ahhhh little tokyo… #
- Just discovered this @replies thing. Cool. Apparently Jaime has a twitter, this I did not know.. or did and forgot. #
- I’ve just heard: You have to be 18 to buy a shaprey… Wow. What happened to parents & personal responsibility… What’s next, Toilet paper? #
- Ooooooohh… Sleet! Time to pull out the Fuggs!!! #
Quick Updates for 2008-12-08
- @danekpeace, I turn you off… whatever do you mean? #
- That’s because B. Hussein doesn’t take half of the cuisinart @sheera_1985!!! #
- Awwww man, @danekpeace, I thought it was just me. We watched ‘em all… As soon as we were too old for Hanna Barbara flicks! #
- Wow, danek. Wait, lil toks? #
- Steril-gina? #
- You can abbreviate and euphemise: “from behind-a” or “Will Ferrel’s mind, a…” It’s how ghetto rap rolls, @danekpeace #
- I have like 6 new followers… Thanks @danekPeAcE, You’re a gentleman and a scholar, I don’t care what Dobson films say about ya! #
- Not a real green dress… That’s cruel, @danekpeace! #
- I find willful ignorance funny (and sad) - 1) Illegal alien hussein is not the president or even the president elect (yet) #
- 2) saying his name isn’t disrespectful, if it were, I still would though. Besides, don’t be hypocritical, Bush-bashers! #
- 3) “offive of the president elect” is a farce, a simple slight of hand to help you ignore his invalidity #
- 4) Barry Hussein got to where he is by bullying others in his own party off the ticket by technicality, so it’s just to investigate him #
- Ok, my rant is done. I apologize… Wait, no I don’t… I just need to get back to work, so I can “spread the wealth!” #
- Gas @ $1.39… Yea! #
Quick Updates for 2008-12-05
- Shotty go low, low, low, low loooooooooooooo… #
- The second “g” is to throw you off @sheera_1985… They’re disguizing the abreviation in reppittittionn… #
- New iPiph (@mindmunity) - tie die boots “wit da fur” - we shall call them Fuggs(tm)! #
- Wow! You wonderful and witty whiticism will always woo my. My woman would not approve so I will wean myself off of your allits. #
- @paulagrace yells all of the time: when she’s hungry, when she is late, when I don’t pay up, when she low on gas, when we don’t watch gosgrl #
- But I don’t yell… Even when she breaks her brand new ring #
- Not that kind of ring! Geez, we’ve only been dating 3 fortnight! #
- Sorry @stargazerlily and @ariklewis… Take that @danekpeace. Our twarring has returned! #
- @cassiABC… Anybody want a peanut! #
- Um… Read your tweet @cassiabc! #
- @sheera… What is it called when you alliterate with vowels? #
- Wow, you actually aren’t aware of assonance @shera_1985… How amazingly apalling! #
- But an increasingly irrational insistance on ignoring persional idiocy as to invalidly imply existance of such in other intermediaries.
# - Wow..m all “I” are on you, @sheera_1985… Muahhahahahahahahaha! #
- Um… What does ostentatious mean? #
- Nevermind, @paulagrace looked it up… I’m not pretentious, I pretend to be! #
- Nope, @sheera_1985, that’s the official definition of Trey… Seriously… Wiki it! #
- Wiki says that illegal alien hussein is legal… And isn’t it owned by feinstein? #
- Who makes a better governor: Rick Perry, Kay Bailey Hutchenson, or Bill Whit? You kidding!!! Those are my only choices? Am I old enough? #